Criminal Cat

Paloma is obsessed with my hair ties, and she raids my room every night to find the ones that are not pinned down. I finally found a hiding place that was fool-proof: underneath the fruit bowl on top of the water filter on top of the fridge. How could she ever reach such a height and move the fruit bowl?


Paloma had the last laugh. Here is the anatomy of a theft.





Maybe, like Tony Soprano, Paloma has turned to crime because she feels unloved. Duque the dog is the host family’s new favorite pet, and he gets all the cuddles previously reserved for Paloma.


But, of course, I still love my kitty the most.